Guest Post - Creepiest Guy on TV

The winner is ... DR OZ!

Please don't tell me you think this guy is normal. He looks like the guy that sits in front of his computer all day with his pants off strolling for underage girls. I'm almost certain I have seen him on "To catch a Predator" No? 

Today I accidentally turned the TV on while his show was on.... I heard him say "erogenous zone" and I threw up in my mouth. I couldn't find the remote fast enough, my skin started crawling with every creepy word he said . EWH! 

I will admit I have seen full episodes of his TV show (Thanks Oprah!) He always call an audience member to come up and help him demonstrate some totally GROSS body function. That poor sucker has no idea she will end up telling the world about her hemorrhoid problem. After he ruins the life of an unsuspecting lady, he moves on to show these little beauties...... 

I Shudder.

DOUBLE SHUDDER 

He tries to scare everyone about "silent killers" I remember a few months ago he had me scared to use my foundation powder. Saying I could inhale it and it could poison my lungs WTF? Is this guy for real?

I cant bear to watch, I fear he is molesting me with his eyes..... MAJOR CREEP FACTOR!

SCREW OFF Dr. OZ

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This guest post was brought to you by Jenni by bestie till death! She makes me laugh on a weekly basis.

Thanks Jenni for your awesome post! I snorted quite frequently while reading it. That video just kills me.