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January 19, 2012

You're so weird!

If i could, like, faux-birth a litter of puppies and be a stay-at-home-dog-mom that would be the life. I'd even consider feeding them with a set of eight furry nipples and carry them around by the loose skin on the back of their necks with my teeth.


I'm quickly approaching strange territory here.


Anyone still there?


[crickets]


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5 comments:

  1. i feel ya. i wanted to be a dog until i was like...12 years old.

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  2. ahhaha yur amazingly crazy just like yo mama xoxoxoox lv ya

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  3. I repeatedly ask Nathan if I can be a stay-at-home-mom to the kitties, rodents, and reptiles. So far, no such luck. Although, I don't think I could handle the plethora of furry nipples...but that's just me.

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