behind the scenes tale

Him: Can we hurry up?

Me: Why? Are you embarrassed?

Him: You're standing in our parking lot with a hammer and blood all over  your shirt.

Me: It's not real blood.

Him: I don't want anyone to see us.

Me: I love how much I embarrass you

Him: Someone might call the cops

Me: Let the cops come so they can see you taking a picture of a girl in a tee shirt that says ZOMBIE on it. I don't think a real zombie would broadcast what they are across their shirt. Plus, I don't think the cops around here would know what to do if they came across a real zombie anyways.


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