doomsday

Happy doomsday tomorrow! (this is my interpretation of what it will look like)

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Fridays with Frederick

How can something so adorable be so disgusting?

Pondering.

He'll jump right up on your lap and catch you off guard with an adorable head tilt while staring longingly at you then in a moments notice he'll turn around and point his ass in your face and let one rip.

Boston's are notorious for their gas. This is something we knew before getting one. What can I say? He fits in our family well.

And the eye boogers that grow at such a rapid rate that even Lindsay Lohan's assistant can't keep up with, and believe me that girl can cut a line quicker than anyone else I know.

He might be small but the amount of hair that flys off of his main is remarkable. He sheds year-round too. It's also pokey and when it gets in your bra AND IT WILL GET IN YOUR BRA no matter how much you try to avoid it it will poke smooth breast flesh all day.

I wonder how many of Frederick's hairs are floating around in our stomachs?

Oh Gawd! Why did I just think of that?

At least when I poo I don't have it dangle from my anus like his does after he's eaten some of my hair. And I thought pulling feathers out of his bum was bad.

I bet I changed your mind if you are reading this and were thinking of purchasing a dog because of how adorable they can appear in picures. Sorry for the buzz kill. They are nothing less than ewwwwwwwwww.

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carnivore

Not him. Me.

How tastey does that look?

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Junk Hunt

Found this vintage mushroom soup recipe mug to put our tea bags in. I needed something new because the canister I used to have broke. That happens when ceramic hits the floor at just the right speed.

My parents gave me these crazy old washing bins we found in their backyard awhile back when we were helping them do some spring cleaning. I have no room for them right now but I can't wait to use them when we have a house some day.

Also found these awesome vintage Disney records. Now I want to buy a record player just to play these although I think they would look great displayed on a kid's bedroom wall.

Have you had your zombie training?

I can't help but wish that this was actually true. But you know everyone who has predicted it before was RIGHT so it must be true this time as well...no?

I do wish people at work believed it then we might actually have an interesting last few days but sadly they all go about their lifeless ways...wait maybe it has already happened??? Should I be cutting off heads? Shit. I'll never know.

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