2. I went to work on Tuesday with two different shoes on and didn't realize until I had been there for hours.
3. Wednesday I was sick and the stress it caused just to call in was not worth the headache to stay home. I swear to God!!
4. Last Sunday we went to a farmers market with our friends and our dogs like a bunch of walking clichés, or at least that's how I felt. I did like being able to get fresh produce from local farmers but I'm not one to brag about doing so. Those who do are annoying. I don't want to come across like that.
5. I made a shit ton of enchiladas last week for a work function and ended up with a ton left over. Never. Fucking. Again.
6. Don't go to Costco with PMS cravings.
7. When he brings me every one of his babies to get my attention.