July 29, 2015

15 boring thing about me


I studied legal administration in college – AA

I like pens

I like doing my budget

I don't like being late on bills

I can't stand to run out of paper towels, TP or tissue

I have to clean off my desk before I leave work or I won't sleep

I can't stand it when my car is dirty

I like to chop veggies, onions, etc.

I eat the same thing for breakfast every morning M – F

Making lists – crossing stuff off said list gives me a boner

I enjoy NPR – not PBR

I don't make my bed in the mornings but it has to be made before I get in bed at night

I am a Notary  Public

I like white rice with butter

Heart eyes for Milk all day

July 21, 2015

7 Things

1. I still need to unpack all of our camping shit.

2. Tonight Say Anything is playing and I want to go but I'm not going because I'm going to play the tired card.

3. A couple of weekends ago I was supposed to get 15K steps for the GCC2015 challenge I signed up for at work; I got 16K. I got to work on Monday to find out the Bionic Woman got 19K. She kicked my ass. I think her bionic leg gives her special powers. We walk together every morning in the parking garage and she is very motivational to me. She NEVER complains about being an amputee and NEVER uses it to get special treatment. We have people in our office who use whatever "medical condition" they don't have to get special treatment but she doesn't do it and she is one of two people who would have any real right to do so.

4. I can't believe July is almost over. School supply ads have begun. I love buying school office supplies. When I was a kid it was the best part of starting school until the day actually arrived and I wanted to stay home.

5. My current most used emojis. I know this is probably lame to post but it always cracks me up. Tyrone and I can have entire conversations using only emojis.

6. Last night Art Bell returned to late night radio and I could not have been more happy. Unfortunately, I fell asleep much too early while listening to it.

7. Yesterday was a great mail day. I went crazy about a week ago and bought some stuff. These 3 were among my favorites. I am going to put them on my cubicle shelf.

I like Mondays


I like Mondays. I am at my most productive on Mondays. It's pretty effed up when I think about it considering the high level of Sunday night anxiety that occurs. Yesterday was a great morning and I think it's because it was raining. The weather was blistering and it was dark and muggy. I don't like it to be dark all of the time but I do love the rain and when there's a bit of moisture in the air.

And with that said, I'm ready to apply for my AARP card.

This past weekend we went camping and I had a great time. I wasn't pissed off and ornery the whole time. I don't know what got into me but I was happy that the feeling carried over into Monday for most of the day.


I took a walk around 10am in the rain and it was quite lovely if I dare say. I also treated myself to my current favorite lunch spot, Spitz, to continue all the feel-goods I was having. This place is the BEST! I love that it is decorated like"street-art" inside. I get the garden bowl with chicken and I literally drool over my desk the entire time I'm shoveling it in down my face-hole.


July 16, 2015

7 or 8 Things

bathroom selfie #whynot

1. We're going camping this weekend and standard protocol dictates that I be anxious all week. ALSO!!!!!! Aunt Fucking Flow is scheduled to make an appearance as well. She's a bloody cunt.

2. Tuesday night we finally finished cleaning our carpets from Fecal Festival 2015 starring Frederick Biggie Franklin with diarrhea on the backup mic. He decided that he not only defecate in the living room in four different spots but also in the spare room and the hallway. It was liquid tar that stained our souls, oh, and the cheap apartment carpet we have. We were able to borrow my moms carpet cleaner and get most of it out. That was a process in and of itself but way easier than any carpet cleaning experience I've had in the past. He was finally allowed out of the bathroom yesterday and no incidents occurred. This dog just cannot eat any human food.

3.  I'm tired. WHAT'S NEW??!!

4. I had the best idea the other day and it occurred to me while I was thinking about camping. We don't have a truck or all-terrain vehicle,just two cars. They are great cars but they can't go where we go camping. I was thinking, wouldn't it be great if they  had transformer cars that could turn into mini monster-style trucks. For instance, my car is a hatchback and would be perfect for it, so when I was ready to go off-road it would rise up and big tires would come out from under it. You could switch back-and-forth whenever you needed it to. Tyrone immediately laughed and began explaining to me in his engineer (nerdy) way how that would never work. Even after his explanation I still don't see why it wouldn't work and WHY has it not been invented yet?

5. I'm ready for a real vacation. I've been listening to Major Lazer for the last few hours on soundcloud and it's making me want to get away.

6. Sometimes he's sweet and holds on to me.

7. Me and this guy. He's so sweet when he's getting his way (just like his dad). I'm wearing a "heart" made by his brother.

8. I scratched my car AGAIN!! I ran over a curb and got it pretty badly. MY BRAIN IS NO LONGER FUNCTIONING PROPERLY! This one will not be able to be waxed away.

Big Ass Show

Since it's been awhile since we went to this show I just want to share this silly video of this dude who jammed the entire time. I'm usually one of the oldest people at the concerts I go to but this couple beat me by a few decades and they didn't disappoint. Proof,  - there are older people than me.


New Politics - they never dissapoint