January 31, 2011

craft fail - art journal

I won't bore you with too many details. I want to show that I do make things that DO NOT turn out. I tried to makeover this old (UGLY) art journal with the leftover black vinyl I had from the stockings I made from Christmas. The edges look so bad and I didn't attach it very flat. It looks like crap. Oh well. I am still going to use it though.

What was written in it before you ripped the pages out? Let's just say that it's from a trip I took with this oddly tall asshole and the entire trip I knew it was over. I burned the pages after I ripped them out. It was funny to read how bored I was even though I was in one of the most beautiful places in the country.



January 29, 2011

at the car wash...

Day 29 of my 365 day photo project. You can see more at the below link:

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Scenes from a laundromat Pt. 3

this is one of my favorites

Hope you enjoyed this laundromat series...

January 28, 2011

Scenes from a laundromat Pt. 2

sweet scores today

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Fridays with Frederick

I'm not sure if it was the snide comment that sparked it or post traumatic stress from his days in Nam but the fury that quickly arose was more than any I have ever seen. Even more than my mom's and if you know my mom that's saying a lot because until this day she was the Queen of Fury. This black and white ball of Fury (not furry) better known as Frederick takes pleasure in dismembering his nemesis. All plushy toys accompanied by a squeaky toy ignite a flame up his incredibly pungent gassy ass.

I was blanketed in camouflage that matched the tan carpet in order not to be noticed by the wild animal. I was able to sneak up on him like one of the National Geographic photographers except that my camera isn't equipped with a spectacular zoom lens. I was in a much more dangerous spot. Every now and then he would spot me and I'd have to duck and cover. It's a good thing I've perfected the army crawl and look fabulous in green face paint.

I've discovered a facet of the beasts nature is to go for the eyes the first chance he gets. After the eyes have been torn from the plushy face he begins to rip the fuzzy flesh from the insides of it's skull. Right through the empty eye sockets. He begins to pull and tug until he's left with a rotting corpse of an average plushy. When the life force that is the mechanism which makes it squeak is found it is devoured quickly in order to save if from anyone or anything else getting their hands on it.

He's left full and satisfied but it doesn't last long.

He's always needing more.

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January 27, 2011

Scenes from a laundromat Pt. 1

I got a little camera happy at the laundromat last Sunday, it was kind of late. I needed some down time from the double date we just HAD to go to that turned out....UM...yeah. I was doing some major whining that night on Twitter. I was waiting for Ty to finish washing his work clothes. They get WAY too dirty for our washer to handle.

(all taken with my phone)