January 25, 2009

Miss Poopie Pants

"I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and there must be a vent." - Henry Ward Beecher


I have been so poopie lately. It started in November around Thanksgiving. I love Thanksgiving can’t say the same for Christmas and New Years. I hate the months of December, January, and Februay. HATE THEM! And with how bad the air quality has been just makes it all worse with the news telling us not to go outside. “Don’t go outside”??? Are you kidding me? I am not a hermit and do not like this whole “Stay in your house” and “Don’t drive” business. Besides, I already don’t see the freaking daylight much during the winter months since when I leave to go to work it’s still pretty dark or “hazy” (fancy word for shitty ass air) and when I leave work it’s dark. Saturdays and Sundays are the only days I get to enjoy any daylight except that it is fucking cold outside. I hate being cold too. HATE IT! In past winters I usually go tanning to relieve t

he no sunshine dilemma and pretend I am laying on a beach somewhere but currently that is considered a luxury item and have chosen to go with out. I haven’t bought a new article of clothing in over a month either (That is damn good for me). Shopping has always been something that I have used for therapy and not doing it as much as I have is so hard. And although I know that it is doing me good in the long run I am miserable. Some may say that is sad but I say “screw you”. That is my pleassuurre!


Along with being unbearable to be around and since having decided to run a half marathon during these horrible months has contributed to my poopie-ness. I am determined to push through. Just don’t expect rainbows and glitter any time soon at least until March.


“Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.” – Stewie, The Family Guy


Anonymous said...

You could start a hobbie like clipping random pictures from magazines?

Anonymous said...

oh my hell you sound like yo mama!!!