2. I hate it when my sarcasm falls flat on others. But sometimes I love it when others don't get it. I get a little high from it.
3. I wish 2 inch acrylic nails were practical for my life. That shit would have switch blades dangling from each pinky nail.
4. I want to beleive. #xfiles
5. Next Tuesday is going to be The. Shit.
6. The older I get the harrier my arms get.
7. I love my mom.