If you can't tell by this post I've pretty much lost my mind. I'm STILL freaking sick and hating every second of it. But being sick got me thinking and so I was born this idea. I also know some people, whom I love making fun of, are hug germaphobes or even clean freaks if you will.
Put it all together any way you want. I left my hair unkept and ratty so I looked a little crazy (and NO that didn't take much effort at all.)