Spring is my favorite time of year and here is a list of reasons why I love it.
*Warmer weather = longer potty breaks
*BIRDS! EVERYWHERE!! I even get to chase them sometimes
*There are ducks all over the complex, they sit outside of our window and taunt me
*Soon there will be lots of baby ducks running around for me to hunt down (but some people think it's not cool for me to try and eat)
*Car rides (but only until it gets too hot)
You see I'm really looking forward to this Spring since the two humans have been in a funk lately I've had to feed myself out of the garbage can and with the leftovers sitting out on the coffee table from the previous night's late night depression binges. I'm going to end up eating the both of them in their sleep if they don't snap the fuck out of it.
-yours truly, Frederick