Todays outfit brought to you by Depends

Who wants to play some Bingo and drink Metamucel? We can party it up all night till 6pm.

I found an old handmade cardigan at the thrift store. I love the little details on it. I imagine the nicest granny knitting it for herself.

The green necklace is something fun I made one day out of an old tee. The pink ribbon it's adorned with was something my niece made me so I decided to stick it on. I like it too much to take off.

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Junk Hunt

FINALLY!! The gold frame I have longed for has found me. I can finally develop one of our Day After Photo Shoot pictures since I have the perfect frame now. I just can't decide which one to choose. Any ideas? The picture that currently resides in it is getting it's Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood ass thrown away immediately.

check out that price - that works for me

... and these cute little vintage salt and pepper shakers.

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Weekly Confessional

I am a lip gloss addict. I preferably love them in little tins. They are my favorite.

I don't wear most of them. I do however carry most of them around in my purse. And the picture above is a only a handful of what I own. I have a bunch more floating around my entire life.

My favorite above all of them is burts bees - although it's not technically lips gloss, lip balm to be precise, it tops my growing obsession. There is something very orgasmic the way the peppermint tingles your lips yet quenches them at the same time.

I've thought about this way too much.

*Unrelated: We did our holiday card recently. I can't wait to send them out and then post about them. It's sort of a funny story.

Poultry Paradise

I broke my poultry cherry. Turkey cherry. Gobble-gobble cherry. I'm pulling at thread here.

We cooked a turkey a few days ago. We stupidly didn't begin till after 8pm. It was finished around 11:30pm. Yet we stayed up to devour that S.O.B. It had the crispiest, tasty skin I have EVER had. It even beat Honey Baked Ham. Although, for the work and price I'm not sure I would cook another one.

You should have been there to here the adolescent banter between Tyrone and I as we, well he, pulled the gizzards and neck out of it. If you've done this before you know what I'm talking about. To say the least it's disgusting yet the 12 year old in me thought it was hilarious like the first time I learned what a boner was.

Before we put it in the oven we rubbed a mixture of dried herbs and butter all over it's bitter old lady skin all while singing it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again... I would post a picture of this part but my blog would need a mature rating. Well, more than it already does. We got some butter in some places.

Now we have dinner and lunch for a few weeks. We have been making the best cranberry turkey sandwiches.

I'm excited for the guest posts I have scheduled but I am hoping I get some more. Come back Thursday for a nice treat.

I am still working on our new stockings - I bought black vinyl to make them out of. I can't wait.

I think I fixed the formatting issue I was having with my pictures. Phew!

I decided to take the ads off of my blog. They're not working anyways. I think I've earned $16 in over two years - I'm on a slow moving crazy train. They didn't play well with the aesthetics of  The Blog.

On the last random note, I have over three months of periodicals to catch up on. I'm usually all over those suckers as soon as they arrive in the mail but I just haven't had the desire. I do miss cutting the crap out of them. My goal for 2011 is to get back into it.

mild celebrity slamming

Hey Bieber, Ken has been wearing his hair that way for years, just in case you didn't know that. You and young lesbians did not come up with this hairstyle.

 

I'm sure someone out there has probably already made this comparison.

 

It was just an itch I had to scratch.