I'm terribly tired today in an abnormal kind of way, albeit not totally out of character for me, I stayed up late watching too many episodes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. It's like I'm hungover yet instead of booze it involved three Drumstick ice cream cones, water to aide in the foreseen morning regret (didn't work) and loads of head shaking at anything Kris Jenner spewed out of her mouth hole. I have a definite crick in my neck but that's probably from falling asleep on the couch. I got a phone call this morning at 7:30 (which is when I'm supposed to leave) from my husband who was lying in our marital bed. My alarm went off but I must have drowned out the sound from it with my snoring. "I'm up! [or something more vial and mean]
I had a funny line to end this with but honestly can't remember it now. I think that Florida face-eating man might have paid a visit to my brains last night in my sleep (or someone who was infected by him.) It's the only rationale explanation.
If you haven't heard this story yet you have to read the story I linked to above. This is crazy. I mean I heard the guy was high on bath salts but obviously that's just a cover up. The zombie plague, it has begun people.
Here is a snippet for your enjoyment:
"Vega flagged down the Miami police officer, who can be seen exiting his car on the Herald video. Vega said the officer repeatedly ordered the attacker to get off. Eugene just picked his head up and growled at the officer before continuing to maul his victim, Vega said. The officer shot Eugene, but he just kept chewing, Vega said. The officer fired again, killing Eugene."
I had a funny line to end this with but honestly can't remember it now. I think that Florida face-eating man might have paid a visit to my brains last night in my sleep (or someone who was infected by him.) It's the only rationale explanation.
If you haven't heard this story yet you have to read the story I linked to above. This is crazy. I mean I heard the guy was high on bath salts but obviously that's just a cover up. The zombie plague, it has begun people.
Here is a snippet for your enjoyment:
"Vega flagged down the Miami police officer, who can be seen exiting his car on the Herald video. Vega said the officer repeatedly ordered the attacker to get off. Eugene just picked his head up and growled at the officer before continuing to maul his victim, Vega said. The officer shot Eugene, but he just kept chewing, Vega said. The officer fired again, killing Eugene."
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Holy shit, I gotta get more ammo. And a chainsaw. I heard a little about that story but hadn't read the entire thing until just now and I can honestly say I'm frightened. Kaden's got a zombie survival plan though, so if all else fails, head to their house.
zombie apocolipes
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