Are you doing your part?

Are you doing your part?

- by an environmental blasphemer

Yes. I prefer a private jet to get me from Salt Lake to Vegas when I must feed my gambling and porn addictions. Instead of supporting local business I shop at Walmart for ALL necessities because I just can’t get enough of the superior customer service. When asked, “Paper or Plastic?” I say plastic and ask if the nice elderly greeter at the entrance can lift my groceries to my car for me. I do too much to be bothered with the little things. I drive over the top of any Prius I see with my gas hogging monster truck that makes me feel like a bigger man. (No, I am no overcompensating for anything.) I drink 15 plastic bottles of water each day and recycle them by lining them up on the window seal with the window open so I can shoot each one with my 22 rifle and laugh as each one falls outside on to the children playing in the beautifully littered streets. Am I doing my part? Yes – for me. Leave me alone. I kick ass.