January 26, 2010

Weekly Confessional

I'm going to go ahead and start this early morning off with a semi-confession with some good old fashioned deep-seeded hate.

To the co-worker I hate the most at work: When you tell your stupid stories about how healthy you eat and that you try to avoid sugar at all costs as I'm dumping 5 sugar packets into my coffee, I'm tempted to throw my scorching coffee in your alcoholic, smoking, lying, hypocritical face every damn time. I know I'm not the only person who is sick of your condescending stories either. One of these days I will not be able to control myself so you better be wearing a hockey mask or something to protect that fugly mug of yours.

{maybe I should have written this one on a postcard with my co-worker's face on it and sent it in to PostSecret - if I ever quit or get fired there I will for sure post the shit out of it on here - mark my words}

5 comments:

Jennikunz said...

I Love you!

Brandy-son Zen Master Flash said...

Love ya too!

little ms. sassy shelby said...

bahahah! I love this. You're so great.

Vapid Vixen said...

Wait. How is it possible for this individual to work in your office AND mine???

jamie said...

As one of your co-workers (not the one you're referring to because I love sugar and eat it ;) lol) BUT knowing who you are talking about I can only say - DITTO! And I pray I am there to witness you losing it on her fugly fake ass - if that day comes (when you throw your scorching coffee at her!). This is awesome - I love it and you - you're too funny and definitely make work 100 times better! Not sure I could bear it if you weren't there going through it with me! ;) See you tomorrow - SIGH!