Pondering.
He'll jump right up on your lap and catch you off guard with an adorable head tilt while staring longingly at you then in a moments notice he'll turn around and point his ass in your face and let one rip.
Boston's are notorious for their gas. This is something we knew before getting one. What can I say? He fits in our family well.
And the eye boogers that grow at such a rapid rate that even Lindsay Lohan's assistant can't keep up with, and believe me that girl can cut a line quicker than anyone else I know.
He might be small but the amount of hair that flys off of his main is remarkable. He sheds year-round too. It's also pokey and when it gets in your bra AND IT WILL GET IN YOUR BRA no matter how much you try to avoid it it will poke smooth breast flesh all day.
I wonder how many of Frederick's hairs are floating around in our stomachs?
Oh Gawd! Why did I just think of that?
At least when I poo I don't have it dangle from my anus like his does after he's eaten some of my hair. And I thought pulling feathers out of his bum was bad.
I bet I changed your mind if you are reading this and were thinking of purchasing a dog because of how adorable they can appear in picures. Sorry for the buzz kill. They are nothing less than ewwwwwwwwww.
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2 comments:
I'm going to ignore everything I just read because I want Frederick to still be AWWWWW SO CUTE! when I see pictures of him. <3
We have three dogs - my husband and I have come to terms with the fact that we are almost certainly eating dog hair on a daily basis. As disgusting as it is, is it really worth fighting a losing battle? I just try to wash the dogs regularly so we're at least eating clean dog hair. Oh, and the tumbleweeds of fur that blow out from under the couch when you turn on the air...we just wave at them as they roll on by. :/
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