May 26, 2011

Weekly Confessional

I went back on my word and watched the finale of American Idol last night and I am actually glad that Scotty won even though he is super, duper country. He seems like a good kid.
I finally finished Pride & Prejudice & Zombies after over a year. Having it take over a year to finish should have been an indication that it was too bad to finish. I wanted to like it, I really did. I like Jane Austen, I loved her even more in high school. I like zombie stuff and women who kick ass. BUT this was too slow for me, I guess. I will however watch the movie if it ever comes out.
I hate Root Beer.
I HATE Diet Coke. That shit is poison.
I hate hot chocolate - unless it's real homemade hot chocolate. That powder crap is the worst. I do however love the little dehydrated marshmallows that come with it. I could eat those plain. Do they sell those separately? If not that's my idea don't even think about stealing it. Golden! If you follow me on twitter you already know my disdain for hot cocoa a la crapola and may have even been offended by what I said about it last Saturday. I was being a bratty teenager because I had not had my morning makeout sesh with a cup of coffee yet. After our run my mom offered hot chocolate which in turn made me lash out in rebellion by tweeting a sexual connotation where in I tell hot chocolate to do something dirty to me if I were of the opposite sex. (see what you're missing by not following me) I don't watch my follower numbers vigorously like some do so I'm not sure how many I lost after that tweet but I'm sure there were a few bots that I pissed off.
I always wonder if I'm on some one's DO NOT READ list. You know one of those lists that say "Bloggers I love (but not really)" just to throw me off.
After tomorrow I do not have to go back to work until Wednesday, June 1st.
Fist pump!!


Anonymous said...

Haha, you're definitely on my DO-READ list. - So am I right in saying that you don't recommend reading Pride & Prejudice & Zombies? I'm intrigued by the title and I know the Jane Austen original, but I'm still not sure whether to read it or not...

brandy-son Zen master flash said...

I think my mind at age 32 has become much more ADHD and that may be why I couldn't focus on it. I know others who loved it. It's not that bad I wouldn't suggest telling someone to at least try it. And thanks again for your awesone support!!

Anonymous said...

Fist Pump!

Dillon and Cherice Snyder said...

I always block you especially since you don't bring me freakin cotton candy sugar cookies! you are so on my shit list. jk
but really those cookies look yummy and i could make them but they would taste better if you made some for me:)

brandy-son Zen master flash said...

Cherice - oh how I miss your silliness!

Colleen said...

Glad to hear that the book wasn't that good - I've been passing up buying it for at least a year. Now I feel better. And yes, Root Beer and Diet Coke are shit.

And now I'm gonna HAVE to follow you on twitter (even though I don't twitter - see? that should make you feel sooooo special) just so I can hear dirty things about beverages.

brandy-son Zen master flash said...

I'm honored - seriously :)