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July 11, 2011

from Hell

Last night was one of want to blow your brains out kind of road trips.

Tired
Flat tire
Lost
Yelling
Expired, nasty ice cream
Did I mention tired?

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DIY Week - Birthday 'In Your Face' Church Fans

Welcome to DIY Week!

I hope it finds you oozing with utter excitement and pure glittery joy.

I don't know what pure glittery joy is but I'm sure it's nice.

Starting DIY Week off with two simple disposable birthday decor options.

Disposable Cake Banner

You've seen the cutesy cake banners around but this is a disposable option in case you're throwing a party for someone who isn't exactly the keepsake kind. This is the cake banner I made for Tyrone's birthday party we had a few weeks ago. Right before we cut the cake I snapped this picture so I could have some proof of the magic that was created. It was the only picture I took that day.

Materials needed:
colored cardstock paper
scissors
ruler
word processor of your liking
printer
glue
wooden dowels

Directions:
1. create what you want your banner to say in a word processing program, center on the page and print it out on the a color of cardstock of your liking. Cut around the saying with your scissors.
2. Take a different color of cardstock and mark with a ruler a banner or flag-like shape and then cut it out.
3. Take the saying that you first cut out and glue it on top of your banner shape.
4. Glue each end to two wooden dowels.
5. Stick in cake
6. Recycle when finished

'In Your Face' Church Fans

This is my favorite part. I pulled this idea out of my ass one night when I was trying to think of something semi funny to do to Tyrone. I thought it would be fun to print a bunch of his face out and make church fans out of it. I figured it would be hot outside for the party so it was pretty much meant to be. I think the kids enjoyed this the most.

Materials needed:
colored cardstock paper
scissors
glue
wooden tongue depressors (I found mine at the dollar store)

Directions:
1. print out the subject's face as many times as needed
2. cut around the face - you don't have to be careful or neat
3. glue faces on a sheet of colored cardstock and cut around the faces leaving an edge
4. glue to wooden tongue depressors
5. fan your sweaty face with it

This would be pretty suitable for a kids party but since we're an immature bunch it suited us as well. I think it would be fun to do for a pet's birthday party or even for celebrating favorite dictator's birthday.

Stay tuned all week for more DIY shit.

Turn a vintage bundt pan into a planter

Shoot an arrow through my heart necklace

DIY birthday wrapping

July 10, 2011

Busy Body

My favorite app on my phone next to my horror movie soundboard app is spring pad. My anal side loves lists and keeping track of reminders and wish list items. I can do it all in one place with this app. This is sounding like some sponsored post but I can assure it's not. The only offers this blog get are the shady kind and are truly not into sponsoring this silly blog at all.

I'm watching 80's movies (my fav - the breakfast club) and scheduling a bunch of posts for next week right now while doing laundry and taking care of my sick puppy. I think he got a bit of the heat stroke. I have some freak flags to make today that MUST go out tomorrow. Besides my boho feather hair clips, I think what makes me most proud to sell our my freak flags. The fact that there are other people out there who "get it" couldn't make me more happy. I have some more designs I want to do with them and can't wait to get them up in the shop. I have to get this all done before Tyrone gets home from work so we can head to Idaho again. Sigh.

Isn't John Cusack the cutest? He was so young in sixteen candles. Click the link to see one of my favorite tee shirt revamps.