I've been giving the humans the silent treatment since they returned from their self-indulgent vacation. I'm not particularly thrilled they left me behind. I might like the beach too ya know? I like eating crab legs and boogie boarding. At least I'm pretty sure I would have. I'm a fun guy. I would have been on my best behavior. Plus I found out from a reliable source that the hotel they stayed in was pet friendly. Needless to say they're the assholes in the dog house now.