I would love to work for Chuck E. Cheese and play the "robotic" gorilla in the band. I would love to watch the little kids (and some of the parents) run screaming when I walk off the stage mid set into the crowd trying to snatch me some plain cheese pizza slices. I'd sit next to the red headed kid with freckles who is unphased by a robotic gorilla "coming to life". He'd share his root beer with me and I'd pat him on his head.
It's only fair that I pass my own childhood issues on to other little kids. I'm all about loving and sharing.