Co-worker: Hey is So-and-so okay?
Me: I don’t care; tears don’t phase me.
Co-worker: Dang, you are cold. I have the shivers running down my back from your cold as#! I told you, you’re like a guy. If only girls were more like you. Less dramatic. Seriously.
Me: It’s hard to be sympathetic when you work with The Co-worker Who Cries Wolfe Every Friday.
I am so not like a guy…I like to think of myself as an evolved girl.
co-worker: Hate to break it to you toots, but the only difference between you and a no B.S. type of man is you take showers more frequently and you eat less.
They were staring at that exit sign since the moment they got here this morning.
Me: Toots? Never call me that again AND by the way I could eat Kirstie Alley out of house and home if I wanted to.
And this is just one of many reasons why you're the coolest.
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