February 8, 2011

Weekly Confessional

No shitting you - I secretly want to be one of those dancing street ad guys that you see around on the sidewalks in front of desperate businesses. I would rock the shit out of that job. Especially if I was the Little Caesars dude, for obvious reasons being that he wears a costume from head-to-toe.

That could be my new exercise routine; just turn up the iPod and rock it for a few hours a day. I would get so skinny. I can see it now. It's perfect. I'd also make sure to be carrying my mini bottle of tear gas because I would NOT be able to keep my mouth shut when passerby's yelled obscenities at me. And you know they would. I think we're all guilty of doing that. There would be some fights that is one thing you could count on. Tyrone and I like to honk and wave at them. That would be another cool reason to do it; the nice people honking and waving at you all day. You would feel really famous.

Good reasons to pursue this:
1. The money...I'm sure they get paid really well.
2. Exercise
3. Practice all the moves to the finale dance routine in Girls Just Want to Have Fun while pretending my parents didn't know where I was and acting all anxious at the chance that they'll turn the TV on at any moment to see me in a dancing competition.
4. Any chance to spray tear gas in a strangers eyes
5. All of the nice people that will wave at me.

I have goals, okay?


Having a hard time picturing the whole idea? I would use these dance moves especially Mick's. Watch this video it's too rad - totally blew my mind.


Angela said...

I say go for it! It's such a random dream, but someone's gotta do it, right?
P.S. I love Girls Just Want to Have Fun. So cheesy!

Anika said...

You HAVE to do this...even as a part timer gig. HAVE to! It would make for a great blog dont you think?

That photo of the LC guy is awesome.

VABookworm87 said...

Our LC guy is rocking out like a champ every time I drive by :D I commend the folks who do that job!

freaked out 'n small said...

LOL! I've never seen a Little Ceasar's dude in full costume before! That's awesome. I live where there is a lot of snow - these poor guys are still standing on the corner in 14 degree weather dancing their asses off! Although I'm sure that's so they don't loose it to frostbite...

brandy-son Zen master flash said...

You're all so encouraging I'm actually considering this now.

Janet Bocciardi said...

Our Round Table dancer is the best I've ever seen. If he was just sitting around you'd think he was the biggest dork, but he's got some moves and his legs and hips are amazingly loose.

Maybe you could start a new exercise craze?!

Brittany said...

Peeing my pants!! You would so rock this!! DO IT!