*attempt to make white corn guacamole
*dye hair magenta – for crying out loud woman the dye has been sitting on your counter since Thursday - Just do it already
*EXERCISE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
*pick up debit card from mom's house that you stupidly left at Olive Garden yesterday
*pay mom back for picking it up for you at 9:30pm on a Sunday evening (thanks mom)
*finally gift your bestie the Christmas gift you've had in your trunk for her since December even though after four months it's sort-of lost it's charm
*text The Temp to set up a lunch date because you miss him at work terribly
*go home and clean up the diarrhea you know will be in the corner of the living room because you weren't patient enough this morning to let your sick puppy back-one-out