April 4, 2011

Today's Post-it Note

*attempt to make white corn guacamole

*dye hair magenta – for crying out loud woman the dye has been sitting on your counter since Thursday - Just do it already

*pick up debit card from mom's house that you stupidly left at Olive Garden yesterday
*pay mom back for picking it up for you at 9:30pm on a Sunday evening (thanks mom)
*finally gift your bestie the Christmas gift you've had in your trunk for her since December even though after four months it's sort-of lost it's charm
*text The Temp to set up a lunch date because you miss him at work terribly
*go home and clean up the diarrhea you know will be in the corner of the living room because you weren't patient enough this morning to let your sick puppy back-one-out


Kendahl, Stepmom Extraordinaire said...

I apologize that I led you down the path to the white corn guacamole. I'm usually a guacamole purist - smushed avocadoes, a little garlic salt, and a tiny bit of lime juice; I don't like lots of stuff in my guac. But that stuff? It's divine.

Janet Bocciardi said...

That last one cracked me up... can relate to the impatience although mine it's because she's old and needs more time. Always feel awful when later her stomach is rebelling and she looks miserable. : (

Get that hair done! I'm going to get some streaks in some fab blue color in a couple weeks. Maybe I should do an all over color wash and the gray places will pick it up?

Love the Post its!

The Bipolar Diva said...

I want pics of the hair!

brandy-son Zen master flash said...

I will definitely post pics!

To make matters worse Tyrone beat me home tonight and although there was no pile of dog crap laying in the living room he did mention that he could tell I didn't let him go potty properly this morning. I can't get away with anything.

Janet - blue streaks sounds rad - I love that idea.

Anonymous said...

your welcome,lv mom

Vapid Vixen said...

Gawd you make me laugh.

brandy-son Zen master flash said...

Dawn, that makes me feel good thanks! I love pretending that I'm funny.