Why I'm looking forward to having one of those kids.

Most importantly, I can't wait for my stats to go through the roof once I become a mother.

 

I can FINALLY call myself a mommy blogger.

 

I won't be shunned from groups of women my age.

 

I can finally let go of myself and stop having my own dreams.

 

I won't have to put up with the disapproving looks when I tell people we don't have any kids yet.

 

I may be invited to a lunch date at McDonald's Playland. Hopefully the other mother won't mind if I'm the one going down the slide.

 

I can finally stop pretending to love being a dog mom and give Frederick to the pound. Because I hear that you can't have a dog around when you have a baby.

 

I can start watching Oprah. Gawd. Finally!!!

 

{disclaimer: i recently over-heard an interesting conversation by two women that sparked this post. i in no way think that this applies to all mothers. i still want to have kids some day. some day.}