Him: Can we hurry up?
Me: Why? Are you embarrassed?
Him: You're standing in our parking lot with a hammer and blood all over your shirt.
Me: It's not real blood.
Him: I don't want anyone to see us.
Me: I love how much I embarrass you
Him: Someone might call the cops
Me: Let the cops come so they can see you taking a picture of a girl in a tee shirt that says ZOMBIE on it. I don't think a real zombie would broadcast what they are across their shirt. Plus, I don't think the cops around here would know what to do if they came across a real zombie anyways.
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2 comments:
Ha! So you don't think zombies wear a team jersey?
They're not very smart so they probably would.
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