December 28, 2010

Weekly Confessional of the Past

This was posted last year on January 26th, 2010. My feelings may or may not have changed much since then either. I'm still keeping my promise though. I'm a woman of my word.


I'm going to go ahead and start this early morning off with a semi-confession with some good old fashioned deep-seeded hate.

To the co-worker I hate the most at work: When you tell your stupid stories about how healthy you eat and that you try to avoid sugar at all costs as I'm dumping 5 sugar packets into my coffee, I'm tempted to throw my scorching coffee in your alcoholic, smoking, lying, hypocritical face every damn time. I know I'm not the only person who is sick of your condescending stories either. One of these days I will not be able to control myself so you better be wearing a hockey mask or something to protect that fugly mug of yours.
{maybe I should have written this one on a postcard with my co-worker's face on it and sent it in to PostSecret - if I ever quit or get fired there I will for sure post the shit out of it on here - mark my words}

1 comment:

Anika said...

Ohhhmannn, this is hilarious. First laugh of the day, thank you.

PS- love that fridays with frederick button!