The other night when I was watching the news about the fire I was continually distracted. The news reportesr kept saying "the situation" and every time I couldn't help but think of that douche bag on The Jersey Shore with the plastic abs that I can only assume is lame even though I've never seen a single episode. That might be because we don't have cable. If we did, who knows maybe I'd be their biggest fan. When I think about it though, the fact that I know so much about these assholes and I've never even watched the show tells you how overly saturated it has become. I see them everywhere and know all of their dumb-ass names. I hate this. Aren't there any other people in "reality" that we can base a show off of? I have a big mouth!!! AND I can be loud as hell!!! I'll start fights with bitches if I have to. I want my own show.